Telephone Trouble

I generally start sweeping at around 6am, a time when London is just waking up. London can be fairly magical at this time, but it is ultimately empty of people. However on Saturday morning, I was lucky enough to see some Prostitutes at work. I know what you’re thinking, “she’s going to turn this into another sex blog”. Sorry, no plans to reveal my sex life just yet (although you’d be surprised how many knickers I sweep up). Anyway, these “ladies” were just placing their adverts in the phone boxes. Prostitution must be a competitive business, as they felt the need to throw the adverts for the competition on the floor. Imagine my surprise when I found myself most annoyed about the littering! Seemingly, Prostitutes have just become another aspect of London, but a litter bug Prostitute is wrong! So I waited until they walked around the corner, and I binned their adverts as well. Littering should never be tolerated!

Sorry, I didn’t take a photo of the cards. I thought somebody might think I was weird (perhaps I am)!